Noah: “Mom, I want to take violin lessons.”
Mom: “?”
Noah: “I want to learn how to play ‘The Devil Went Down to Georgia’.”
Mom: “!”
The boy’s favorite television show is ‘Mythbusters‘ and he’s obsessed with a song from 1979. He’s an odd child.
Oh, in that case, Noah wants _fiddle_ lessons. There’s a difference (I’ve been told)
The difference is that with a violin you drink red wine and with a fiddle you drink budweiser and moon shine.