Everyone has their own “get ready to go” routine. Sarah’s involves a lot of time in front of the mirror and a splash (or more) of some Bath & Body scent. Tommy’s involves gathering his stuff and spraying his armpits with the green label scent of Axe. Over the weekend, we loaded everyone into the car and headed off to a friend’s house. Tommy and Sarah immediately put on their headphones to avoid listening to anyone else. Unable to hear, they both started complaining in voices that could only be explained by iPods which were way too loud.
Sarah: “Tommy stinks. You should not buy him any more of that Axe stuff.”
Tommy: “Sarah stinks like perfume. I hate girls who smell like perfume.”

Do as I say, not as I do.