Sarah: “That shoe would look much better if you let me fix it.”
Me: “Fix it?”
Sarah: “I could just use sharpies on it if you want.”
Me: “You mean you want to doodle on my shoe?”
Sarah: “Of course!”
Me: “No. Leave my ugly shoe alone. I’m too old for shoes with scribbles.”
Sarah: “After I fix it, you’ll love it.”

I guess I need to hide the shoe at night.