Our tv, who broadcasts from Hollywood, we worship you each night. Thy programs entertain. Thy news informs, On earth and whomever’s in the heavens. Give us this day our Daily Show. And answer the mysteries of LOST, As we appreciate the sarcasm of Stephen Colbert. And make us not watch reality shows, always shield us from American Idol. For thine is the comedy, and the action, and the adventure, for ever and ever. Cablevision.