sticks and stones may break my appliances

If Noah comes home with a large stick every time he leaves the house,
how long before a neighbor complains about their dead tree?

If the number of pockets increases the likelihood of hidden rocks,
how many rocks will it take to hopelessly clog the washing machine AND
how much noise can the dryer right behind Doug’s desk make before Doug has a coronary?

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