Sarah is in Cincinnati with a friend all week. After not hearing from her for a day and a half, I called her friend.
Me: “E, Sarah hasn’t been checking in and I’d just like to know how she’s doing.”
Friend: “She’s fine of course. Hang on.”
Sarah: “Hey Mom! I haven’t called because my phone doesn’t have service up here.”
Really? The same company that services the iPhone doesn’t have cell towers in a city that is bigger than Knoxville? I think somebody is just having too much fun to call home.