I’ve been triple dog dared to give my reaction to some B-list celebrity comparing breastfeeding to masturbation. He says women who breastfeed in public are lazy and exhibitionists. Did this celebrity fail anatomy 101? Does he consider those plastic balloons at the Playboy Mansion the same as real, working breasts? How inflated is the ego […]
I get to spend my day doing laundry so you have to hear me whine about it. Which pile belongs to which family member?
Sarah is not the only person in our family who is funny in a store. Yesterday, OCD Man Doug and I ran in the red bullseye store for a few items. I tasked Doug with finding body wash while I grabbed toothpaste and shampoo. I picked my two items and paused to search a clearance […]
Disabilities are natural parts of the human experience that in no way diminish a person’s right to fully participate in all aspects of society.” ADA
. . . to a time long ago when you would drive with the campus behind you, past the two big churches. The sinners’ church was on the right and the church where I made popsicle stick projects every summer was on the left. If it was a good day, you didn’t turn right and […]
Since Doug and I were geeks before it was cool to be a geek, it is no surprise to anyone that our family loves the History Channel. I get upcoming programming announcements in my e-mail every week. This week’s choices have something for everyone. Saturday night there is something just for adults, intellectual porn. Tuesday […]
What you can’t see in this grainy picture is the giant screen television on the other side of the truck. Initial reaction to the trashy tailgater is either enthusiastic support or annoyed sticker shock. I think it’s good advertising and community support in a close-knit orange town like Knoxville. It’s campy and fun. What do […]
Instead of posting a long list of today’s activities (that includes Girl Scouts, karate, flag practice, LAN club, yearbook sales and open house) or an even longer list of the many projects I have to get finished this weekend, how about a picture of Sarah’s new superhero costume flag uniform? Make sure you notice her […]
Do you have chalk for this weekend? I have extra pieces in my purse. Just ask. First stop with chalk in pocket? The rainy Farragut vs Bearden football game.
I feel like I am betraying my gender by admitting this, but I don’t think Mary Winkler should get custody of her children. I am absolutely positive that the paternal grandparents shouldn’t be raising the children either. There must be another option.