“I’m touching my balls.”
“What?”
“My eyeballs.”

“P and I are gonna play Jethro Tull songs when we have a rock band, cause they have a flute player.”

“Evan lost one of my juggling balls and I can’t practice any more.”
“How many are left?”
“Five.”

“Watch Boing-Boing.”
“There’s no tv in our car Evan. You can’t watch Gerald.”
“Watch Max.”

“Look Mom.” repeat this one for 20 minutes