Anatomy of a sneeze

1. Feel a funny tickle in nose.
2. Rub nose to make it go away.
3. Tickle grows to impending sneeze.
4. Wait for sneeze.
5. Pressure in head builds, but still no sneeze.
6. Stare at lights, pant, visualize sneeze and beg for sneeze to arrive.
7. Anticipate brains leaking out ears and nose from falsely promised sneeze.
8. Ka-chew!
9. Oh, that felt GREAT! I want to sneeze again.

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