dull as dishwater

Doug and Noah are home from their ski trip. Doug told me all about his first fall, Noah’s first time on skis and armed security guards on the ski slopes. I told him I was out of laundry detergent. Doug told me about the snow, the cold and the mountain. I asked him if he was hungry. Doug told me about the paramedics, the tents and the campfire. I told him that the outside cat had barfed on the front steps. It’s official. I am the most boring person ever.

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