And Cathy says unto you, worry not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all neighbors. For a gift to me is given today in the city of Knoxville, in the mountains of Tennessee. And this shall bring joy to all; Ye shall find no Christmas lights hanging from her house, in the month of February. And suddenly there was with the blogger a multitude of the kindred spirits praising Doug, and saying, Glory to Doug of the roof, and in Knoxville peace, good will toward him.