Why do I think antique stores are quaint and pawn shops are criminal? Aren’t they both selling used stuff?
Is anyone else bothered that the local flesh market has a sign out front advertising “swing ‘n shag” night?
Why do people care about athletes using steroids, but ignore band students abusing inhalers to artificially enhance their musical abilities?
Isn’t a cheap camera better than no camera?
Can you call yourself a southerner if you don’t eat onions? They put them in everything.