I am not a wrestling fan. I grew up in Memphis at a time when Jerry Lawler was the biggest celebrity in town and his antics were all anyone could talk about. I was the uncool kid who refused to watch wrestling on tv while my peers were in the studio audience every Saturday morning. The only thing less interesting to me than wrestling is mud wrestling. I suspect you are wrestling in something more disgusting than mud, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt. When you climb out of the filth and start talking about things that matter, you will recapture my attention. Even better, why don’t you stop talking and start doing? Your behavior is completely unbecoming right now. I have too much going on in my life to waste time on your antics.