Me: “WHAT do you think you are doing?”
Doug: “Nothing. Just playing.”
Me: “No you aren’t. You’re looking for lumps.”
Doug: “Maybe. Is that a problem?’
Me: “Yes. It is very weird and it is not good foreplay.”
Doug: “Oh. Um, want some ice cream?”
You know, you could turn that entire conversation around and it’d still be fairly accurate…
That said…um…yeah. Thanks for sharing.