Sarah: “Mom? I have a question.”
Me: “The answer is no.”
Sarah: exasperated “I didn’t even ask the question yet.”
Me: “You are going to ask to spend the night with E.”
Sarah: “But, tomorrow is the last day of school and my exams are super easy.”
Me: “Congratulations on the end of school. You can spend the night with E when school is over for the summer.”
Sarah: “That’s not fair. You answered before I asked, so you didn’t think about it.”
Me: “I don’t have to be fair. It’s in the rule book.”

I’m so happy that it’s summer vacation. Summer rules are much more fun than school year rules.