5 thoughts on “Dear Criminal,

  1. Once I got my car window smashed outside the candy factory and all they took was my ash tray that had maybe 1.50 in change inside.

    I was like “I would have given them at least 20 dollars NOT to smash my window.”

  2. Somebody tore down my posters today, alas. They were up for only five days, but hopefully they amused a few folks in that time. They certainly made me feel better.

    (Note the logo on the pen.)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.