Evan: “I lock you outside.”
Me: “No. Let’s not lock Mommy outside today. Did you lock Daddy outside when Mommy wasn’t home?”
Evan: “Yeah. Daddy say, D*mm*t Evan. I working ‘puter. Open door.”
Me: “DOUG!”
Evan: “I lock you outside.”
Me: “No. Let’s not lock Mommy outside today. Did you lock Daddy outside when Mommy wasn’t home?”
Evan: “Yeah. Daddy say, D*mm*t Evan. I working ‘puter. Open door.”
Me: “DOUG!”
That is hilarious. Busted by a three-year-old.