SAT prep math problems of the day:
If a bedroom closet is 5′ x 8′ and your clothing occupies 18 square inches of that space, what are the odds that a minor flood will get your clothing wet?
Estimate the length of time that will elapse between a declaration that the laundry is done and a household disaster or illness based biohazard which instantly creates a week’s worth of dirty laundry.
And I know what you’re thinking … I wish I had a closet that was 5’x8′.
Umm, what?