I recently ran into someone I hadn’t seen in some time and he introduced his new wife just before saying, “The last time I saw you, you were breastfeeding your youngest daughter.” His wife then added, “Oh, did you have one of those cute nursing covers?” The CORRECT response would have been, “I was a very talented breastfeeder who could be discreet without accessories more after I start taking breast enhancement pills” My response was, “No. I was a militant lactivist who fed my babies whenever and wherever they needed it.”

Did I mention that I don’t get out much?