“Close your eyes and don’t peek.”
“Okay.”
As my eyelids connected I heard the slapping sound of bare feet on a wood floor as Evan raced out of the room. Before the sound disappeared, it began to get louder and quickly returned to where I was sitting with my eyelids scrunched shut.
“Open your eyes. Ta-daaa! I made Batman disappear. It was magic.”
“That’s a great magic trick! Good job.”
“Now close your eyes again.”
I used to be a weekly sheet changer, but it’s mostly every 2 weeks now.