Me: “It’s starting to sprinkle. Please get the croquet set out of the street, the yard and the neighbor’s yard.”
Evan: “Amy got it out.”
Me: “Amy! Go clean up the croquet set before the rain gets here.”
Amy: “Do I get paid to do it?”
Me: “No.”
Amy: “Ooooookay.”

Five minutes later –
Amy: “Where do I put the croquet set?”
Me: “Put it wherever you found it when you got it out earlier.”
Amy: “I didn’t get it out. Evan got it out.”
Evan: snicker