When we drive past a herd of cattle, Doug moos. When the dogs bark, I look out the window. When the cat meows, I answer him with a meow. According to Sawyer, I shouldn’t meow at the cat.

Sawyer has informed me that if alien life is listening to our conversations and they hear me meow, they will interpret it according to cat language. Since I don’t speak cat, I could be saying something that I shouldn’t say. When the alien life interprets my meow based on cat language, things could go horribly wrong. My meow could cause intergalactic war.

“Where do you get these ideas?”
“From my head. It’s full of stuff.”