StacheMan: “Cool costume. What’s the event?”
Man in full Link garb, complete with pointy ears and an ocarina: “Busking.”
Me: “Do you know what that means?”
StacheMan: “I’ve heard the word before, but… no.”
Me: “He begs for money. People pay him to take his picture.”
StacheMan: “Oh.”
Me: “After Dad reads this, he’ll explain to you that busking is street performance.”