What kind of awkward will we experience on Saturday? Will it be the uncomfortable awkward silence of words that people fear to speak? Will it be the awkward tension of anxiety about the unknown and unexplainable? Will it be the awkward absurdity of comparing noses and foreheads? All I know is that I will be practicing the being zen techniques I want to be as open minded as I can be.

I’m hoping for the absurd. It has the best aftertaste.