Category: pets
Want a new kitten?
Call your local trash service and ask if they have any kittens available. Apparently, pet population control is just a matter of tossing litters of tiny kittens into dumpsters and trash cans, with and without plastic bags to suffocate them quicker. Under appreciated trash collectors are compassionately sifting through foul smelling waste to rescue the […]
if something wierd CAN happen, it will
You know why Friday the 13th makes me nervous? Because we are the kind of people who have their cat stolen and then returned. “Sorry I stole your cat. I thought you had stolen her from me.”
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Will trade one indoor cat that is the reincarnation of Rip Van Winkle AND one outside cat that will murder birds, bunnies, moles, squirrels and bats and leave their remains on your front step for one creature that will kill and eat indoor spiders. Spiders that eat other spiders need not apply.
Dear Molly,
I don’t care if the cat is finished with it, it is NOT food! Don’t eat it! Love, Mom
RIP water hose
Molly ate our hose. Bite and chew and shake and toss, No more slip ‘n slide.
Best in Show
There is very little to say about this part of the show. Every dog in the group is flawless. They all deserve to win. At this point it seems to come down to the dog’s personality and how well they perform tonight. I suspect it also has a teeny bit to do with the Judge’s […]
Herding
The Herding Group is my personal favorite. As a child, we had a loving and sweet Sheltie. When Tommy was a baby, my mother got another Sheltie and there were many tears shed when that sweet dog was buried in the yard of the house in which we now live. My mother’s current dog is […]
Sporting & Hound Groups
Tonight starts with the popular with Southerners, Sporting and Hound Groups. I have a lot of family in middle TN’s Natchez Trace area and it never failed to amaze me to see purebred hound dogs by the dozens living around (and under) run-down trailers. My grandparents owned Brittanys and I think it was no coincidence […]
a dog story
In keeping with today’s dog theme, one of my favorite blogging storytellers.