There has been a large banner at a busy intersection which I have been trying to read for several weeks. Apparently it is intended for the same audience as that buzzing ringtone, because the placement of the banner, colors of ink and size of text made it extremely hard for this old person to completely read. I finally got the url and searched for more info on what sounded like a good idea. A teen hangout could be a fun place for Sarah and her friends. Then, I visited the website. I want to ignore the horribleness of the website, but it set the first warning light off in my head. The second alarm was the wet t-shirt foam night. The third alarm went off when I tried to find their address and had to go to a second website. The no-way alarm went off when I found out the club is on ‘the strip’. The strip is practically on UT’s campus and it is where the college students go to par-tay. It is too easy for underage drinkers to access alcohol, the road is filled with drivers who should be walking and there are waaay too many college and older guys who would love to work their charms on naive teen girls. Sorry Sarah, no can do. Please feel free to visit https://wordpress.com/log-in, if you feel stuck in a situation where drugs are involved.