I love Jon and Stephen. I watch them whenever it’s a new episode. This has always been the one hour of television that nothing interrupted. No cleaning, no twittering, nothing but funny television. I don’t want to blame the writer’s strike for anything, BUT lately I’ve been getting distracted during the power hour of television. […]
Fun for them – Spinning until you fall down. but not for me – Your child making you spin with them. Fun for them – Your child blowing up and popping bags. but not for me – Wondering where all the ziploc bags went. Fun for them – Pushing each other around the house in […]
I hate that I am voting AGAINST someone next week and then AGAINST someone else in November. Just once, I wish there was a candidate worth voting FOR in the presidential elections.
My favorite way to wake up? Not this: “He called me a name and then he said I did somethin’ but I didn’t do it.” “Nuh-uhh. He was saying bad words and being rude and he hurt my feelings.” “Did not.” “Did too.” “Stop it.” “You stop it.” “I’m telling.” “I’m telling first.” It’s even […]
Two episodes in and Breaking Bad is still tv worth watching. An hour of smart, sarcastic and very, very dark television. The recent episode was less of an undies in a twist and more of a car wreck by the side of the road that you just can’t resist looking at even though it makes […]
“I’m cutting out pictures of cats.” “Do you have a cat?” “No, my mom says she’s allergic to pets.” “My daddy has a friend who’s a girl. My mommy hates her.” “I can’t eat ice cream. My tooth might fall out.”
Doug: “Our Foreman grill has just about had it.” Me: “Well, we did get it two people ago.”
My children have always accompanied me when I go to vote. They listen to me talk about politics, politicians and issues on a daily basis. I explain very carefully that I do not obsess over these things because I am unhappy. I focus on them because I BELIEVE in democracy. I have faith that we […]
At the advice of counsel, I retract my statement that Sarah is the “world’s worst babysitter” as stated in my previous post. I might be guilty of a slight exaggeration. It is extremely unlikely that Sarah is the worst babysitter in the entire world and it’s remotely possible that she’s not the worst in this […]