Beginning now, there will be a $1 fine every time someone says any of the following: “When are you going to have that baby?” “Are you STILL pregnant?” “You are HUGE!” There will be a $5 fine every time someone pokes my belly button. Fees may be paid via Paypal or cash. All proceeds go […]
Because I am a bad mother, I plan my children’s summers. In the past I have put together workbooks, complicated reward charts and elaborate token economies based on educational activities. I do this in addition to the various summer camps and activities that I sign them up to attend. This summer I need something simple. […]
Hardees commercials – Funny and wry Burger King commercials – Creepy and annoying
This week’s Knoxville area ladies room reviews: Coliseum – Grade “F” I have seen cleaner and better designed bathrooms at gas stations. These bathrooms are dark, dirty and poorly designed for traffic flow. Before our event even began the tissue supply was almost gone. Those cloth roll hand dryers are so dirty and disgusting that […]
Alert the media – Thanks to my parents’ generosity, Doug and I went out to dinner someplace without a drive-thru (Connor’s) and without any children joining us. Technically we had one child along, but I was the only one who felt his presence. The food was wonderful and the atmosphere was incredibly relaxing. Now it […]
Musophobia – Fear of mice
Coulrophobia – Fear of clowns
What is the phobia name for fear of laundry?
Something to fear besides land sharks.
Yes, today is Friday the 13th. No, I would not mind having a baby today. Since the only thing happening in that area of my body is that my back hurts like crazy and just for fun I occasionally get stabbing pains down one of my legs that make walking impossible, I think I will […]