how to clean

How to clean like my children –

  1. complain and attempt extortion
  2. use clorox wipes on surfaces only at your eye level
  3. announce “all clean”

How to clean like Doug

  1. turn on ionizer
  2. spray surface withe enzymes
  3. claim things are “clean enough”

How to clean like me –

  1. begin attempt to scrub every inch of every surface in room
  2. get interrupted every two minutes
  3. use assorted spray and scrubs that make you gasp for air
  4. give up when fingers are sliced by air vents or magic erasers are gone

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