Yesterday morning I woke up to a red, swollen eyelid. Like most uninsured people, I set out to diagnose myself on blingo. Let’s see, the first possibility is cellulitis and that requires antibiotics, so I’ll keep looking. Second possibility is an eye socket infection and that just sounds gross so, no thank you. Third possibility is a clogged tear duct which requires no antibiotics. That’s it! That’s what’s wrong with my eye. I stuck my head in the sand and life was good.