I guess it would be wrong to lock the door while the girls are on the trampoline so that Doug and I could have 15 minutes alone. We really only need 5 minutes alone. But then Doug would be asleep and not helping me keep the girls entertained and out of trouble all night. No, I shouldn’t lock the door.
So what are the other 4 minutes for?
Bwahaha.
I had a beer at lunch yesterday and took a two hour nap, which ended when my wife said “you HAVE to get up now.” She was tired of playing referee