Unlike the rest of my family (and most of Knoxville), who own enough UT orange clothing to dress in the mandatory Knoxville fall uniform for an entire week, I own one long sleeved denim shirt with UT orange monogramming and one navy tank with an orange T. I am convinced this tank was originally designed for 18-year-old co-eds with teeny, weeny, alert bumps under their shirts. None of those words describe me. Since the tank is unlined, I wear another tank underneath and the resulting effect is what can only be described as a giant uni-boob. Hound Dogs should be so embarrassed by the way I represent Knoxville that they send me their out-of-style leftovers.