Amy and Evan hopped in Noah’s bath last night for some splash time. For the first time, Amy noticed the small birthmark on Evan’s bottom.
Amy: “Eww, Evan has a giant freckle on his booty.”
Mom:”No, that’s just a little birthmark. It’ll probably fade away.”
Amy stood and positioned her rear in Noah’s face. Noah groaned, shielded his face and struggled to escape from the close-up mooning.
Amy:”Check my booty Noah. Do I have a giant freckle? Do I?”