Near the “parking-for-our-Hummers-is-more-important-than-history” country club in Knoxville is an estate that has one of the best Halloween displays in town. The estate is on a road that has such heavy traffic, stopping even for a second is very likely to cause an accident. Every year I try to snap a picture and every year I end up with a dozen blurry, useless pictures. Not one to learn from my mistakes and unwilling to give up on my quest to immortalize someone’s very macabre sense of humor, I’m planning to drive back and forth in front of the estate this week. I’ll try until someone reports me for suspicious behavior. When that hapens, you’ll vouch for me won’t you? Won’t you? Hello? Anyone? chirp-chirp
Update: Fearless Doug hopped out of the car and took pictures.