Amy: “Is my hair straight yet? I want to make it straight and pretty like Sarah’s.”

Sarah: “I hate my hair. Why did Amy get curly hair instead of me?”

Update – I once walked in the bathroom unbeknown to Doug. He was taking a shower and singing. I don’t think I can do it justice, but it went something like this, “Why, o-why won’t my hair do right? My hair is so sucky, oh yeah. I ha-a-ate my hair.” I giggled and Doug yelped from the surprise and embarrassment.