If an e-mail from my father has “fw:” in the subject, I delete it without reading it.
I can’t sleep when Doug isn’t home.
If I see the words “American Idol” or “Survivor” in a blog post, I don’t read that post.
I would rather have every child in the neighborhood playing at our house than my children be elsewhere.
The broken chips at the bottom of the bag taste best.
I don’t like seeing men wearing sleeveless shirts.
I make idle threats, like “Santa is watching”.
It frightens me how similar Sarah and I are.
I think Little Debbie Nutty Bars are the perfect food.
If I haven’t shaved my legs, I’m not encouraging Doug.
Sometimes I lock the bathroom door just to get 3 minutes of peace.
I think a popular Knoxville law professor blogger is a Republican shill and his wife a misogynistic shrew.
I don’t believe America is intelligent enough to elect a female or black president.