I’m too hot to wear my coat, too hot to wear my coat
Not gonna wear my coat
My coat makes me look too fat, makes me look too fat
Not gonna wear my coat
It won’t fit inside my locker, fit inside my locker
Not gonna wear my coat
All my friends wear another label
Wear another label
Not gonna wear my coat
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
No matter what you try to tell me
Decided I don’t like this color, I don’t like this color
Not gonna wear my coat
I know it’s a hand-me-down
Don’t tell me how much it cost
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
I’m too hot to wear my coat, too hot to wear my coat
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
I left it at a friend’s or school, at a friend’s or school
Not gonna wear my coat
Might have left it in the rain, left it in the rain
Not gonna wear my coat
No, I’m not gonna wear my coat.
Dammit Cathy…
What did I do now?
But…but…it’s cold! Quit complaining and put on your coat, it’s time to go.
Wait, I thought I was talking to my kids for a second…
I think my kids have been reading your blog… 😉