apologies to Right Said Fred

I’m too hot to wear my coat, too hot to wear my coat
Not gonna wear my coat

My coat makes me look too fat, makes me look too fat
Not gonna wear my coat
It won’t fit inside my locker, fit inside my locker
Not gonna wear my coat

All my friends wear another label
Wear another label
Not gonna wear my coat

For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
No matter what you try to tell me

Decided I don’t like this color, I don’t like this color
Not gonna wear my coat
I know it’s a hand-me-down
Don’t tell me how much it cost

For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat

I’m too hot to wear my coat, too hot to wear my coat

For no good reason i won’t wear a coat
No matter what you try to tell me
No matter what, no matter what, no
For no good reason i won’t wear a coat

I left it at a friend’s or school, at a friend’s or school
Not gonna wear my coat
Might have left it in the rain, left it in the rain
Not gonna wear my coat

No, I’m not gonna wear my coat.

4 thoughts on “apologies to Right Said Fred

  1. But…but…it’s cold! Quit complaining and put on your coat, it’s time to go.

    Wait, I thought I was talking to my kids for a second…

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