Amy says

Amy: “Now look at how long this noodle is.”
Me: “Mmhmm. It’s a very nice noodle.”
Amy: “You didn’t turn around. How did you see it?”
Me: “I looked with the eyes in the back of my head.”
Amy: “You have eyes in the back of your head?”
Me: “What do you think?”
Amy: “I think you’re tricking me.”
Me: “I think you’re right.”
Amy: “I know, cause only aliens have eyes in the back of their heads for real.”

2 thoughts on “Amy says

  1. At that point you have to turn around and raise your eyebrow meaningful…. which would’ve really made her paranoid.

    That or levitate something. Either one.

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