“My apple is almost nekkid!”
I was too busy for breakfast or lunch and needed something to eat. I grabbed a banana and sat down to read e-mail while I ate it. I peeled it carefully and held it in the traditional manner, using the peel as a wrapper. I clicked one of the rare pieces of mail that wasn’t trash and turned back to my banana just as Evan committed a
hit-and-run steal-and-run, leaving me holding only a banana peel. Doug wonders why I always want to eat after Evan falls asleep at night.