Dear Noah,

The next time you go camping, I will not pack towels, washcloths, soap or shampoo. I will not pack jammies or extra outfits. I will send you in an outfit that is stained, torn and outgrown. When you return, you can strip down in the yard and be hosed off BEFORE entering the house and going directly to the bathtub. The clothes you wore will be burned and their ashes buried.

Love, Mom

One thought on “Dear Noah,

  1. Your just figuring this out? Camping must be new to you. 😉

    Camping is a boys (and mans) excuse to be nasty and smelly for several days. It builds “character” or so the leaders like to say.

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