I enjoyed Pirates III. It was exciting, funny and beautiful. The dialogue between Captain Sao Feng and Elizabeth Swann on his boat was swoon worthy even if the 11-year-olds in our group didn’t understand it. That said, I would really have liked to see more come from the Calypso character. That was a bit anti-climactic. She should have claimed one specific character and wreaked some justice with a bit of mercy thrown in there. Still, my main problem with the movie was the “once every ten years” plotline resolution. I know everything can’t have happy endings, but I still wanted one and the way it ended, everyone suffers forever. The clearly crazy person should spend his days shuttling the dead. Stop hating families Disney. The DVD release needs an alternate ending.