I’m so confused

When I say “What did the dog just eat?”
I really mean “Stop feeding the dog people food.”
When I say “Did you hear that noise?”
I really mean “Please go check the house.”
When I say “What have you done to this room?”
I really mean “Clean up this mess.”
When I say “All of the children are asleep.”
I really mean “We have 15 minutes to ourselves.”

One thought on “I’m so confused

  1. Sometimes, when I say “what was that noise?” it really means “what did the dog just eat?” Because my dogs eat Legos…

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