Dear Doug,

Usually, you steal all the covers. Last night, you shoved all the covers toward me and I instinctively held onto them for ‘cover survival’. So, since you force me to fight for coverage and you shoved the covers, it is your fault that you had no covers. Even though I had ALL of the covers, I am the victim and you are the cover thief. I forgive you.


2 thoughts on “Dear Doug,

  1. *snort* I actually put two separate sets of blankets and top sheets on the bed (when I actually sleep in it), so that I have my OWN set.

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