operation fill-in-the-blank

In less than a month, I will have FIVE children attending FIVE different schools. We will have a child in College, High School, Middle School, Elementary School and Preschool. Five different locations, schedules, supplies, expectations and everything else, including the kitchen sink. I think I need a catchy title for the year. The Year of Living Dangerously? Nah. Fighting for Five? Too dramatic. Operation Carpool? Too limiting. I need suggestions. The best idea will replace my current “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1” tagline. Maybe I’ll tape it to my car window. Maybe more.

Suggestions and authors:
“Survive the Five” by Barry
“Five Roads to Education” by Michael
“Five roads to insanity” by Michael
“Five roads, then recovery” by Michael
“Five roads to bankruptcy” by Michael
“Watch me single-handedly raised the cost of oil $40 a barrel.” by Doug
“Running on Fumes” by Doug
“5 children, 5 schools, 1 nervous breakdown” by Doug
“Egad! They left the nest and took me with them!” by Doug
“The Drive for Education. Sponsored by Dodge & AT&T.” by Doug
“Just living my own version of the 5 step program.” by Jennilu
“Heading Home: The Road Less Traveled” by BlueCollarMuse
“Five is right out!” by Rich
“Number five is a drive.” by Rich
“We rule 5 schools.” by Rich
“All your grades are belong to us.” by Rich
“Like the Partridge Family, only without the singing. Or the bus.” by Rich
“The Year of the Quinary” by Dean

7 thoughts on “operation fill-in-the-blank

  1. “Mobile Mum”
    “My 180 days on the road with Knox County Education”
    “Watch me single-handedly raised the cost of oil $40 a barrel.”
    “Running on Fumes”
    “5 children, 5 schools, 1 nervous breakdown”
    “Rezoned. Living the nightmare.”
    “Egad! They left the nest and took me with them!”
    “Lakeshore is selling everything. Where will I live?”
    “The Drive for Education. Sponsored by Dodge.”

  2. Five is right out!

    Number five is a drive.

    We rule 5 schools.

    All your grades are belong to us.

    Like the Partridge Family, only without the singing. Or the bus.

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