Sometimes I wonder how our campaign seasons look to the rest of the world.
“Well, you have cooties.”
“Do not. You eat boogers.”

Then, sociopathic leaders make wrestling match quality trash talk headlines. So, I imagine a different media campaign.
“I can bench press 200 pounds and I only sleep 4 hours a night.”
“Well, I can bench press 225, I sleep 3 hours and I have eyes in the back of my head.”