Man in checkout line: “Did you hear that Jon & Kate plus 8 guy is cheating on his wife?”
Woman in checkout line: “That’s what *everybody says.”
Man in checkout line: “Women LOVE their show. Some crazy fan is gonna have him killed for cheating on his wife.”
Woman in checkout line: “Well, he could never make enough money to pay child support for 8 kids anyway.”
I really should get out of the house more often for people watching. And listening.
*Is everybody a tabloid? Tabloids certainly are Bigfoot/BatBoy/Celebritart experts.