10 INPUT “Mom, do you want to see my *poison ivy rash oozing?”
20 OUTPUT “Sound of Mother gagging.”
30 GOTO 10

*I have also been asked:
“tooth hanging by a thread?”
“bug collection?”
“present from the cat that the dog is eating?”
“footprints from the dog poo I squished with my shoe?”
“bed where the cat throwed up?”
“dead bug collection?”
“poo that looks like a happy face?”