This picture is on page A-4 of today’s newspaper. Based on the, “can’t believe you didn’t take that with a real camera” response that I frequently get, I am naming my pretend camera Faux. Faux is my first girlfriend. We have a very serious relationship, but it is an open relationship. She is willing to share me with Sumie. I haven’t met Sumie yet, but I think she might look like this. Sumie might look dented and scratched, but Faux and I will love her completely. She’ll have to work hard to compete with Faux’s talents though.