Friday afternoon press release

This summer’s heat has been made increasingly intolerable by the presence of an outrageous quantity of mosquitoes. What has the other guy been doing while ordinary Tennesseans are being drained of the very blood that keeps them alive? Nothing. The lack of concern about this parasitic terrorism is outrageous. Where is their outrage? Why do they remain silent about the mosquito plague? What do they have to gain by the presence of mosquitoes? The outrageous support of mosquitoes is typical behavior for the other guy. We will not allow this outrage to continue. Unlike the other guy, we do not support mosquitoes.

CC: Aunt B

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